A man died and woke up and saw an angel and a bunch of clocks hanging on the wall.

     The man asked the angel, "What are those clocks for?"

     The angel replied, "These clocks each represent how many lies a person makes," she/he pointed at the first clock, "This is Mother Maria's clock, it has never moved for she has never told a single lie," she/he pointed at the next clock, "This is Abraham Lincoln's clock, it has only moved twice for he has only told 2 lies in his life,"

    The man asked, "Where's Donald Trump's clock?"

    The angel replied, "Oh, Jesus uses it as a ceiling fan,"

No offense to Trump, but I wonder if Jesus would let me use Trump's clock this summer.. :3