I'm planning on writing a one shot for this and I need to put it somewhere

Virgil and Roman: *at a basketball game*

Virgil and Roman: *get on kiss cam*

Roman: *blushing like crazy, covering his head*

Virgil: *making an obvious “no” gesture*

Crowd: *boos*

Virgil and Roman: *kiss cam comes back to them several more times during the game and both object*

Virgil, fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!!

Virgil: *grabs Roman by the collar, kissing him*

Crowd: *cheers loudly*

Roman: *sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*

Bonus:

Patton, slipping a hundred bucks to the camera man: Thank you, my good sir.