Not mine

Annabeth: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?

Reyna: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Piper: Tackle him.

Rachel: Dump him.

Hazel: Kick him in the shin.

Me (I made this up): Chop his legs of at the knees! evil laughter

Percy: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JEST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.