it looks like I somehow skipped 11 so I'll post two here to make up for it

Percy gets lost in the woods. The campers are looking for him.

Piper: Percy!

Jason: Where are you?

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain!

Thalia: If you don't come here right now I will murder you Kelp Head!

Frank: Percy!

Hazel: Percy!

Nico: at least he's not dead

Others: .........

Leo comes waltzing up: Annabeth sucks!

Suddenly Percy appears wielding Riptide: Who said that!

Leo: Presto! That ladies and gentleman is called exploiting fatal flaw 101

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What if the Divergent series is just a fight between the children of

Athena- Erudite

Ares- Dauntless

Eirene- Amity

Aletheia- Candor

Dionysus- Abnegation (just kidding, I can't think of one. Any ideas?)