Me:*on stage*Okay so I just wanted say that who here like savage quotes!

Majority of the people:*raise their hands up*

Me:Okay then so I know some people say savage quotes that supposed to mean the 'truth' or a very hard 'burn' litterly.

Everyone:*nods in agreement.*

One of them: It's facts!

Me:....um sure.

******(Next)******
Mario and Sonic:*bickering*

Me: What is it now?

Mario:You smell like bad chill!

Sonic:And you smell like used toilet paper plumber man!

Mario:You sound like a moter!

Sonic:Hey!At least I'm not saying 'Itsa' for every sentence.Hey Mario count to ten? Itsa a 1 itsa a 2 itsa 3.Hey Mario itsa dumb!

Mario:Says the naked hedgehog can't swim!

Me:Yikes.

SpongeBob:*pats Sonic's back*Don't feel bad I can't swim either.

Cuphead:*confused*But you live underwater?

Patrick:Yeah,but we can still drown.

Me:What are you talking about Patrick you can't drown because your a fish.*realized that the gang is up here*Wait a minute what are you guys doing up here?

Cuphead:*whispered in my ear*Because somebody broke wind.

Deadpool and Sonic:*eating chimichangas*Chili chimichangas!

Me:*disgusted*Eww that's just nasty!*covers my noise*

*****(Next)*****
Patrick:Ha someone should call the vet since they have a dog here.

Goofy:*growled*

Me:Um Goofy how do you feel about that?

Goofy:*sighs*I don't know are sure he's not pregnant with SpongeBob's baby?

Me:*gasp in shock*!!!??

Everyone:

Patrick:*angry*Take that back! That's not true!!!

Goofy: Even if you have a child they won't vote for you.

Patrick:Yes they would?*realize what he just said and cover his mouth*Oops I mean...

Me and Goofy:*shocked*!??!?

(Yeah this is savage)