Story Time: I was just doin dishes and there was a leaf ( A peice of a table) in the doorway so my dog wouldn't eat my coon, then I thought "Imma go upstairs and grab my phone" I walk up the stairs, grab it, and as I was walking back down my brains like " hey legs you know what would be funny? If you tripped her dumb fat ass down the stairs." " why thats a good idea brain!" So my left foot trips my right one making me tumble down my WOODEN STAIRS and then faceplanting into the leaf right after. Jee thanks brain for giving me a BLACK EYE!