So a friend of mine somehow injured his side and he's like 'don't make me laugh because it hurts.'

So me, as the great friend i am, automatically takes that as a challenge. So I scream, "PRAY THE GAY AWAY."

(when i say this i don't actually mean it)

This is just really funny, because sitting across from me is my gay friend, and not even a couple of feet away from  me is a lesbian friend of mine. And like literally half of my group is bi. So this friend of mine starts laughing, as does my entire group.

My friend clutches his side as he's laughing, and says, "Fuck you, jerk."

I'm an awesome friend aren't I. haha.