This is something me and my friend TiggerHappyTiger came up with. Really random.

Tigger: Once upon a time, there was time, and now there is no time, because we ran out and the store wont have more for a while.

Me: Even though the store had run out, there was a wizard who was able to create time for he was Time. Mr. Timey Wimey they liked to call him.

Tigger: Luckily Mr. Timey Wimey, who had all the time in the world (and every other world for that matter), was also a great chef for he brought food! This food was so delicious, it was no wonder Mr. Timey Wimey was called a Thyme Lord.

Me: The only way he found his spice called Thyme- which is how he became called the Thyme Lord- was through a time machine called the Tardys. It allowed him to travel anywhere in time and space.

Tigger: The name, Tardys, was actually an acronym for Thyme And Really Derpy Yellow Spices. For it was also his spice cupboard.

Me:  His spice cupboard wa a bigger than it looked for it even had pool in it. That's where he got the water for his delicious food. And people loved it! So the Thyme Lord decided to throw a giant party. Ish. Well there was only one person invited. Her name was Clare Ozware. And she was the only one who had actually tried his food. But she still loved it. The End!