This is a random story told by my sister and I one word from each of us at a time:

Swedish people are the most strange elephants there are. So, we don't go to Switzerland because they are Swedish  and we are Finnish and Finnish through and through. Which makes us the best because Finland is the worst place to visit without a banana. We are very evil because we don't like bananas. Evil reigns evil while Switzerland dies because they are bananas but since we don't like bananas, we decided that they should die.

The End

Pictures are ticking with a time timeturner and a piece of me and also I am a picture. I am also a dragon in a picture. So that is my first time being a picture. Perhaps, maybe I will not be in a picture. Perhaps I will be a flying reese's pieces instead of a banana and I will never stop being a banana as long as I shall never leave the picture. And maybe I will be able to finally eat a Swiss cheese as I love to eat what I think is a human and also I love to believe that cheese never existed. So, what bedtime do you think is my terrible bedtime? It is at not twelve in not a morning. Mourning is an awful thing yet I am not edible because I am made of paint because I am a picture, yet I am also a banana so I will be a delicious scarf. Thank you for not being real and please come not again.

The End

Television is televised but I hate television because it is very much a tree and I hate being a despicable tree. But you ate my favorite tree so I never want apples from easy pickings. And I will never not love this cat, so I can pet her forever and never more

The End

What is going on????

My favorite non human thing is never not dragons. Dragons are the worst thing at night time because cashews make them eat tears and drink blood and solve and fall with every puzzle they make or destroy or eat or fly or watch or solve or play as a little edible kitty. Yet they are not secretly very good at eating their toenails because they can't eat toenails because they are so tiny and they don't eat toenails and they have no toenails.

The End