WHY THE FUCK IS THIS TRASH IN MY RECOMMENDED?! I WILL NOT CENSOR MYSELF HERE. THE FUCK IS THIS DOING THERE?! GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF. DISGUSTING FANDOM. LIKE: "OH, HOW ABOUT I FUCK A LIVING BALL OF EMOTIONLESS INK THAT LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN CROISSANT." JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. PEOPLE WILL NEVER LEARN. WHAT'S NEXT?! YO GABBA GABBA LEMON?! Wait......

OH MY SWEET FUCKING JESUS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYBOY DO THIS?! I KNOW PEOPLE SAY CERTAIN THINGS RUIN THEIR CHILDHOOD, BUT THIS DRAWS THE LINE. WHY WOULD YOU WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT A GODDAMN BLACK HUMAN CHEETO, YELLOW CAN, GREEN BALL OF RETARTED FUR, ICE MONSTER ADDICTED TO YOGURT, RED PICKLE, AND THE FLOWER ONE. THEIR NAMES ARE MOBY, DJ FLEX, AND I FORGOT THE OTHER ONES. BUT OH MY FUCKING GOD.

If you're Christian, I'm sorry if this offended you.