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Welcome all you book lovers to the worlds most popular Ebook community. GlitchPad!

Here at GlitchPad we bring you to a world limited by only your imagination as reading and creating amazing Ebooks has never been easier! And now... GlitchPad is now better then ever with new astounding features that make user capability and costumer satisfaction 5 star rated!

GlitchPad proudly brings to you... the future!

Literally

Amazing! But hold onto your crackers boys and girls! Because there is more! Using the latest technology from the future that is yet to be invented we bring to you a revolutionary way of conversing amongst your fellow Glitchpaders. Changing your name? Well here at GlitchPad, we believe that if 2 heads are better than one then two accounts should do the trick quite nicely!

But if doubling up isn't your style then don't worry! We have got you covered! Introducing our new merging feature!
Yes you heard me right ladies and gentlemen!
Now you can merge with other users! May come in handy for all you young lovebirds out there I'm sure!

As I'm sure you all know, limits. Walls. Restrictions. They are all made to be broken down and concerned!
Which is why GlitchPad is happy to annonce you can now break down the follow limit!
Want to spam thousands of people with follows? Now you can!
Want to have the highest number of followed people in our community? Now you can!!!
Want to appear to all your friends that your super popular even though your really not? Well... NOW YOU CAN!

And with every GlitchPader having a unique picture to make them stand out from the crowd and the rest of the our millions of other GlitchPaders that make up our amazing community! There is no need to memories usernames or anything silly like that! The GlitchPad Gods have taken action and implemented customisable pictures that allow all Glitchpaders to express themselves in ways that is only limited by the imagination!

On behalf of the GlitchPad Cohort and Developers, we hope you enjoy these revolutionary new features that are sure to make your experience with us all the more enjoyable!

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*turns off the tv and falls from the couch*
OH MY GOD!!! THEY UPDATED IT!! 😱😱😱
I gotta try out all these new features immediately!!
*goes to update the app*

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