Aries Type One: super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything

Aries Type Two: cute little sunshines, but can probably kill you with their bare hands

Taurus Type One: lazy couch potato

Taurus Type Two: actually Aphrodite the goddess

Gemini Type One: two-faced serial killers

Gemini Type Two: mood-swingy sad human bean

Cancer Type One: really overprotective and cries a lot

Cancer Type Two: super sassy and has never cried in their life

Leo Type One: super self absorbed and obnoxious

Leo Type Two: a little insecure, but still prideful, pretty chill and funny

Virgo Type One: super organized and germaphobe

Virgo Type Two: "Bruh have you seen my bed?"

Libra Type One: social butterfly and hella fashionable

Libra Type Two: Netflix hoe

Scorpio Type One: super sexy and evil emotional wreck

Scorpio Type Two: funny and sarcastic arseholes

Sagittarius Type One: such travel, much heroin, very wisdom

Sagittarius Type Two: personification of doge meme

Capricorn Type One: workaholic and conservative Republican asshat

Capricorn Type Two: has never done an assignment, ever

Aquarius Type One: God

Aquarius Type Two: alien

Pisces Type One: crybaby and sensitive

Pisces Type Two: stoner and never talk about their feels