Der Grund Warum dieses Kapitel in Englisch ist ist folgender:
Manche Leute die ich kenne können kein Deutsch. Also mache ich es denen leichter ^^
Sei froh Himmel.
Deutsche Übersetzung folgt.
Irgendwann.
Wenn wir 3k erreichen.

Alright.
We hit 2K reads.
The 101 German facts is Part 2.
The first Part is an idea from InnocentShipSmoothie.

HETALIA CHARACTER ROASTING!
So. I pick a few Character.
Besides, I am terrible at roasting so forgive me please.

Let's A go.

N.Italy/Veneziano/Feliciano

What is that? Is that a 6 y/o child or really a country?
That thing sexually assault Germany.
Plus it's useless.
*imitates him*
GERMANY GERMANY, I GOT DEFEATED BY GREECE'S CATS!

He always eats Pasta, and people say he is a good cook? He only can cook Pasta.
And what a girl is he that he refuses to become one with his love?
AND WHY THE F GAVE HE HIS PANTS TO HRE IN THE MANGA??!?!?!

S.Italy/Romano/Lovino

Can he smile?
Or is he always that grumpy.
Spain only got him to scare intruders away~.
He is just as useless as his brother, and what's with the tomatoes? Does he know something else?
Oh.
What's with that stupid scream?
,,Chigi"? What the f is that? Is he a girl? Why does he wore a PINK dress? Even Chibitalia was manlier than Chibiromano.

Spain/Antonio

He is a weird pedophile :').
Pulling at your lil' slave's curl is really in trend, I guess.
Pedophile and a wh*re.
Together with two other perverts in a trio, called the Bad Touch trio.
Oh for sure it has a very bad touch.
A pedophile, a pervert and a rapist.
Not to mention that this psycho is a Yandere, was married to the Wedding-wh*re Austria and got raped by our self-called 'Gentlemen' UK.
He puts turtles over his little slave and always smiles :')

Germany/Ludwig

What's with those pupils? Are you from a Horrorfilm?
You try to look cool, with that slicked back hair, but scream and abuse your lover :').
You have a whole basement full of Porn and killed your own brother.
What an asshole move was that?
Killed million people but blaming it on your Prussia?
And now your crying when someone calls you a murderer.
You love BDSM, poor Italy he left you to escape the torture.
No wonder Romano hates you, you always scream at anything with that short temper, you can't even remind your childhood.

Prussia/Gilbert

Do you think you're awesome?
You aren't even a country.
Bullied your lil' neighbours and annoyed Austria.
Hungary hit you with her pan because you would cause everyone to be deaf after they heard your terrible voice.
And what's with that bird?
Do you have it because it's the only kind of chicks you can get?
What a terrible brother you must've been, that you got killed by your brother and what have you taught him that he starts a war with 10 millions of death?
Didn't you told him that it is cold in Russia, even though you should know it yourself after nearly freezing and drowning to death while attacking Russia OVER A FRUKING SEA?
I think the pan caused braindamage with you.
And why did you partitioned Poland with your lover enemies?
Shouldn't you know how it is to die?
That one burned like your childhood.

Austria/Roderich

Are you so socially awkward that you can't even express your feelings without your lil' piano?
I don't need to roast the Roast master here anymore.
Because that line let you burn in hell for a long time, Marriage-whore.
Your music sucks ♡ and it makes me wanting to be deaf.
Everytime you play I think my ears bleed. Even Prussia's screaming is better than that.
Like, you are the reason why Beethoven went deaf ♡

Hungary/Elizaveta
That's gonna be difficult.

You thought you're a boy?
Oh God, I think you dropped out of school in 1st grade.
You got groped by Prussia but still thought you're a boy?
Girl, you're so stupid.
Once you realised you're a girl you wear dresses and be the little housewife of Austria.
You went communist and left your husband just because you wanted 'help'?
Surely, the USSR would help you if everything belongs the government.
I bet you only wanted to be communist to be with Prussia/East Germany and cheat on your husband.

Japan/Kiku

You seem to be so serious and mature, but we all know your Hentai you little dirty minded, stalker.
Thinking Korea is a pervert, but drawing Hentai of your friends.
You betrayed your own brother and treated him like a house wife-
Well.
Your boyfriend dropped 2 Atom bombs on you, guess it was Karma.

What's with your uniform?
White? Srsly? You are like a alive goal for snipers with your shiny, reflective uniform.
^^

USA/Alfred

You think you're a hero?
Didn't you caused the Berlin Wall and a war directly after another?
And what's with that revolution where you left the one who raised and kept care of you.
You always forget your brother, even though he tops you and is bigger than you.
Your healthcare is as good as UK'S scones and a thing before I leave:
Burgers and coke sucks and makes you fatter than you already are.
Not to forget your low IQ, I don't even see it anymore, guess it went into the negative part.

UK/Arthur

You think your cooking is good?
Your cooking is the reason why the black death fell over Europe.
Mistreating and selling one of your childs on Ebay? He can be lucky to got away from you crazy mind.
You talk with phantasy animals?
Get someone the psychologist, we have a crazy, hallucinating rapist here!
You won against Spain?
Yea sure, let's rape him, because he is now my little slave.
You strangle France and calls him a frog?
Well, at least he doesn't have those eyebrows.
Little known fact;
In England, a suicide attempt was under execution.
Tf why did you do this?

China/Yao

You say you're 4000 years old, I bet if you wanna go in a club the security guy asks you after your identity card because you act/look so childish.
You get scared when Russia stalks you, but your Panda is an old man?
And also- What did you do wrong that every single kid of you leaves you?
Little nation got bullied in the past but nowadays everything you find is Made in China.
Plus: People want to low climate change?
SURE! JUST PUT NEW 10-LINED ROAD UP SO MORE PEOPLE CAN POISON YOU!

Russia/Ivan

Little stalker. Thinking only because you are the biggest country gives you the right to abuse our little Baltic nations and stalking China? 
Got bullied in the past but then bullied other nations?
You're a coward~ Let your enemies come to Moscow and just wait for the winter to come?
You couldn't even defeat Finland.
Partitioning Germany, to give Karma, but killing more people?
What a shitty move, don't ya think?

France/Francis

Perv and Rapist.
Leader of the Perverted Trio, and always arguing with UK.
We all know your hair is just a wig ♡.
Besides, why tf do you eat snails and frogs? I mean- you're more slimy than a snail. And a frog.
You overdo it with the Romantic and I can't roast you fruk.
Just go f*cking UK, already.

Did I fruking get everyone?
I don't care anyways.
There are enough people.
I'm sorry.

-Dad Glocke Yukine

Srsly. I need an other name.
Yukine seems wrong.
May you write

Here

A male name, to support me with my search? I like Matthias a lot, but I prefer this name for my real life.
And I want to have a different name here.