My 7th Deadpol one-shot! This idea come from an episode of Saving Grace. I've never actually seen any of that series, (all those Doctor shows are pretty boring) but I saw the beginning of a random episode.

I just love this one shot so much, it makes me feel so happy! This is probably my favorite one yet. I guess it gets pretty cheesy at the end, so beware!

Btw, I saw this cool Thunderbird the other day. ^ I think I want that as my first car. I mean, if I don't get a Camaro. 😉

Checked and reviewed on June 28th, 2016. 11:36 PM

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The humidity was the thing that woke you. The sweat accumulated on your body until you finally woke up. Sitting up, you let out a groan.

"Why..."

After taking a shower, and getting halfway dressed, you made your way into the kitchen (which was connected to your living room) to get a drink of your choice. Now, you weren't the brightest bulb in the box, and you didn't notice that the fans which were previously off were on.

"Good morning," a groggy voice said.

You spun around and choked at the sight of a nearly naked man on your couch. He had a small pillow on his parts and a ice pack on his forehead and eyes. Thank god he was wearing shorts, though.

"Who are you!" You yelled at him. He shrugged and started to sit up. The ice pack fell to his lap.

"Jeez, you don't have to yell (Y/N)," he says. His brown eyes meet yours and you finally make a connection.

"Wade?"

He smiles.

"The one and only!"

It was odd, you've known Wade for almost a year now, and you've grown to be such great friends, yet he's never taken off his suit before. So this was the first time you've seen him without the DP suit on.

After a moment of silence, you start to notice a few things. Like, for one, you didn't have any pants on. Two, Wade didn't have any pants on. Three, holy crap he was ripped. And four, why did he looked so messed up and yet so yummy at the same time?

After you sat next to him on the couch, and covered yourself with a pillow, (because it was still way too hot to put on pants or cover yourself with a blanket), your eyes started to travel down his body.

"Like what you see?" He said in that alluring voice of his. You blushed and looked away.

"So, what happened?"

"I got {redacted} over," he said without any emotion in his voice.

"I'm sorry," you said softly. You turned to him and gently placed a hand on his thigh. "I really am."

He looked down at your hand.

"If I'da known that if I showed up at your house practically naked that you would get touchy with me, I would've done it sooner," he joked with a grin.

You ripped your arm away, while frowning. Although you enjoyed Wade's company, sometimes he got a little too flirty for you to enjoy. He knew this, and tried to tone it down, but he truly liked you. It was hard for him not to try to get closer to you.

He snorted.

"I'm just kidding, (Y/N)." He patted your shoulder.

---

As the day wore on, you enjoyed being in Wade's company. It was nice that he wasn't wearing the Deadpool suit. Even though you never went outside of your yard, the two of you made your own fun.

The first thing that you two did was make breakfast. More like, you made breakfast, and Wade poured a glass of orange juice for himself. After breakfast, he took a shower, and you accidentally saw him naked. Thankfully, you only saw his butt. But it was a sight to behold. A sight you'd never forget.

Then that led to a nap, (his idea).

After you woke up from the nap, you turned and laid eyes on Wades bare back. Covered in gashes and scars, you now partially knew why he wore the suit all the time.

Reaching up, you started touching his back and tracing the disfigurements and blemishes.

Wade shuffled a little. You paused, then continued to touch his back when he stopped moving. Suddenly, a giggle escaped his mouth.

"That tickles!" You grinned and started to tickle his back more. His giggles turned into full out belly laughs. He was thrashing around and he finally threw you off the bed.

"Hey!" You huffed and crossed his arms.

"Aww! I'm sorry!" He crawled off the bed and sat down next to you.

He gave you a hug but quickly let go when you both started to sweat.

"We should set the slip n' slide up," he suggested.

"I don't even have one of those."

"Sure you do!"

He leapt up and ran out of your bedroom. You waited for him to come back, but he didn't. Going outside, you saw Wade was dragging something big and green.

"Where did you get that?" You asked.

"I stole it from you neighbor!" He pointed at the house next door. You sweat dropped, and ran towards him. You grabbed the slip n' slide.

"Are you crazy! The neighbor you stole this from is a old war veteran! She has like a hundred guns in her basement. I saw them!" You exclaimed and pulled the green fun object (don't even go there) towards yourself.

"Please, she couldn't hurt me if she tried." He pulled it towards himself.

"I'm not immortal like you," you pointed out. You pulled it again. This time, he let go of his side, and you fell to the ground.

You didn't even bother getting up right away.

By the time you finally sat up, Wade had already set it up. Now he was just waiting for it to fill up with water.

Getting up, you walked over to him.

"I'm going to go get changed." You looked at the shorts he was still wearing. "You gonna be ok in that?"

"Yup."

When you came back, Wade was already running through it like it was a sprinkler.

"That's not a sprinkler. You're supposed to slide on it."

He eyed what you were wearing. You were wearing a old tank top and some shorts.

"Where's the bikini?"

"Umm, in my closet. I'm not wearing a bikini just to mess around on a slip n' slide. Now let's get to it!"

With those words, you ran and slid the afternoon away.

---

After a dinner of ramen noodles, Wade popped in a movie. You already decided not to watch it, as you were very tired.

"Good night," you said and yawned. You pulled the blankets up (the heat had died down drastically) and closed your eyes.

You felt shocked when you felt Wade come under the covers and lay next to you, but said nothing.

"I had a really great day today."

You mmm'd in response.

"Can I cuddle you?" He asked softly.

Your heart exploded into mush and a smile covered your face. You always knew you had feelings for Wade, but until now, you never really thought anything of them.

"Sure," you said.

Wades whole body wiggled closer to yours. Soon, he was spooning you. His whole body against yours.

A warm tingly feeling enveloped your body.

"Goodnight, beautiful."

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