Imagine dating Sherlock and Irene stays over for a while

Fandom: Sherlock {BBC}

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You and Sherlock had been dating after a year and you knew that people would be after him like a rash due to John's blogs but that didn't really bother you since you knew that being with the world's greatest detective would have its fame to follow

Now John didn't know you were his girlfriend since you didn't live with them you just lived in the apartment upstairs at the time and Mycroft didn't put it together either but when John got married to Mary you moved in with him to fill in the space

They still didn't put two and two together until they caught you kissing Sherlock goodbye before disappearing off to work one morning and once you left his sights he went back to the Sherlock they knew and possibly hated the brooding kind

But after a few months of them knowing Irene decided to pay a visit while you were off work and Sherlock was doing experiments on the kitchen table and benches but left a little clear space for you and by little was the space was the size of an average 2 slot toaster

"ok sherl I don't condone this but you better have this cleared and cleaned up by 3 or I swear" you spoke out as you drank from your freshly made brew while looking at him

"and why 3?" he asked as he inspected a beaker but confused on why that time of the day

"well, I wanted to bake some stuff but I can't due to the fact that your using up the kitchen so since its 11:30 now I'm giving you time to use it for whatever reasoning you have with your science experiments and clean up time" you explained knowing full well someone was at the side door since you saw them at the corner of your eye

"fine I'll try my best for the time" he spoke out with a small smile which some thought was fake before went back to his experiments "what do you want Irene I'm busy" he spoke out not looking at her but more so to the lime green test tube in his face before setting it on the burner

"I need a place to lay low for a while" she spoke out as she walked to Sherlock in a sultry fashion purposely ignoring your presence

"well, if Sherlock allows it, it's great timing I just finished cleaning out John's room out" you spoke out with a warm smile while Sherlock gave you a weird side eye making you smile brighter knowing it was annoying him

"how long do you need?" he asked uninterested as she touched him up but you didn't mind it since you knew he hated her

"I don't know a month maybe but I'll let you know" she smirked kissing his cheek which left a kiss mark before moving to John's room in a sultry fashion

"sooner rather than later would be lovely" he muttered making you chuckle amused and him smile in return before rubbing off the stain after setting the tube down

"don't worry Sherlock before you know it she will be gone and you can go back to brooding" you teased patting his shoulder playfully

"I don't brood" he remarked making you laugh more as you walked away back to the living room to watch some tv

"whatever you saw Sherlock whatever you say" you teased from his chair with an amused smirk on your lips

A month had passed and all of her efforts to try and get you jealous for her own amusement was pointless seeing as she knew Sherlock loved you more than life itself and he had told her that more than once making you blush in your spot no matter where it was in the flat

"what is wrong with you?" she asked annoyed as you were sat on the couch with a pair of shorts and Sherlock's purple shirt over your tank top since it was really hot today but had your laptop on your lap since you were doing some of your work

"I don't know...what is wrong with me?" you asked confused as you turned to Sherlock who just walked through the door with John and Mycroft so you assumed they heard you

"do you not care for Sherlock? Are you not bothered by me flirting with him nonstop?" she asked even more annoyed as she didn't realize they were both in the house since the door was open

"riiiiight so this is why your mad?" you spoke out as you nodded a bit in now understanding even though Sherlock and everyone else figured it out ages ago and was confused on how you just now know about it

"mad is an understatement" she glared at you "I just want you to leave him and get on with your life" she added as she placed her hands on her hips

"look Miss Adler as much as I know you want Sherlock as much as the next 15-year-old that walks down the street but that's not how the game gets played ok? Sherlock is a grown chaotic manchild of a person and if he wanted me gone he would've left me at the restaurant on the first date or any other date for that matter but he picked me over every other women out there who are better and more fitting for him" you started off with a diplomatic type of tone but she cut you off

"yes and I'm that fitting women because clearly I'm better for him than you" Irene spoke out in confidence still not noticing them behind her

"oh, trust me I know that and I'm frankly glad you realize that but to me at the time of meeting him I felt I wasn't worthy of the great Sherlock love and affection but after time and a lot of reassurance from him and his friends I soon realized that he would kill and or commit a ton of crimes just to make me happy so I soon became immune to the whole girly fanbase he has" you spoke out calmly with a shrug as you saw Sherlock with a grin while the other two were silently teasing him about the emotion he was showing to you

"so why don't you leave him?" she glared as she watched you annoyed at the fact you weren't even a bit jealous for him

"trust me I've tried believe me I have but there's always this nagging posh bastard who won't leave me alone and the constant texts from him, as well as his homeless army wouldn't leave me alone either so I just accepted my fate and stayed with him" you replied back with an amused chuckled as you watched Mycroft get offended and Sherlock holding a grin as he turned to his older brother amused

"but I'm better for him" she retorted as she took a step towards you in a threatening manner but you still were unfazed by it all

"right so a manipulative, self-absorbed whore of a person is perfectly fitted for Sherlock?" you replied back calmly as you held a face of 'totally logical' before getting up after setting your laptop to the side "if I can't beat that then I might as well just suffer through the hardships of living with a sociopath" you replied as you patted her shoulder "tea?" you asked them but only Mycroft and John replied to a nod while Sherlock smirked before making your way to the kitchen

As you walked away Irene turned to glare at you but went pale for a bit noticing the boys by the door so she went back to the flirty nature but Sherlock wasn't bothered by any of it

"so, it's been a month do you still need longer or no?" Sherlock asked as he made his way to the chair and sat down watching you in the kitchen while Mycroft sat across from him and John went into the kitchen to help you

"yes I do for a few more days just to be sure" she replied as she walked back to her room in a slight huff and slammed her door in the process

"wow I wonder what got her upset" you spoke out in a tone mixed with amusement and worry as you set the tea down on the small table in front of Sherlock and Mycroft "I got you a cup in case you changed your mind" you spoke out before moving to sit down

"yeah I wonder" Sherlock muttered as he watched you amused before looking back at Mycroft and continued their conversation from before but slowly drifted to you after a while

"so do you even feel jealousy?" Mycroft asked curiously as he turned to you since you moved back to the couch

"yes I do but I have my own ways of dealing with it since showing your jealous or trying to get your partner to see your there more than the person making you feel jealous seems like a chore" you replied with a shrug

"but you should stand up for your lover when and if the situation demands it" John questioned confused

"John dear last time I checked murder is illegal so when they time comes ill cut the bitch up and feed her to her clients in any form of food that requires it so until its legal she stays alive to do what she wants" you replied in a calm but creepy tone in your voice as you watched them

"ok fair enough" John replied creeped out while you smiled innocently as if you could do no wrong

When they both left Sherlock moved to sit next to you and placed you on his lap as you typed away since you were in a train of thought and he didn't want you to lose it because he hates it when someone does it to him

"what have I told you about wearing my shirts?" he whispered in your ear while his hand snaked around your waist under his shirt when you stopped typing and were in thinking mode

"make sure that I don't tease you with it" you joked amused as you turned to him a pressed a soft kiss to his lips making him smile since he knew no one was watching them

"yes well you are especially with how short these shorts are and with how much I love my purple shirt" he replied as he played with your shorts then the bottom of his shirt all the while he was kissing your neck

"Sherlock don't I have work to do" you whispered while trying to hold back a moan for the sake of Irene and trying to get back onto thinking mode for your work

"it can wait" he muttered as he set the laptop to the side and picked you up before heading to your shared room locking the door in the process

When you both left the room with you in Sherlock's purple shirt and shorts again and Sherlock was just walking around in some grey sweatpants since he knew he wasn't going anywhere today so you walked into the kitchen to get a can of pop from the extra fridge that you bought so you could store actual food and drink in and not mix it with the severed heads and such

"Irene has left" Sherlock spoke out as he read the note that was on the table but crumbled it up and put it in the bin

"oh, that's a shame I was starting to like her" you said in a sarcastic worry making Sherlock smirk

"I know I thought you guys were going to be best friends" he replied before fake sighing and shook his head making you both laugh a bit before he went to grab his violin and started playing an off tune for a bit before playing a proper one

And while he was doing that you noticed he cleaned up his little experiment he had for the case and since half the table was free you decided to bake some brownies and cookies humming