Imagine being Alex's wife and getting put on Taskmaster for Greg's amusement.

Most of the tasks would from different episodes as well as a mix of different people that were in different seasons of the show but sorry if they don't sound as funny as the show, but you can watch them on YouTube I recommend it completely.

Fandom: Taskmaster

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You had been married to Alex for a few years before the show was created and it had gone on for about 2 seasons before Greg phoned you up secretly to ask if you would like to be put on it for his amusement and to surprise Alex and agreed.

You and Alex didn't have any kids yet so they wouldn't have bothered each of you when you guys went away for filming and or holidays.

A few days after the show was about to start you let Greg know that you were there, and he made sure Alex was on the opposite side of set before showing you to your trailer.

"Does he not know I'm here?" You asked amused as you sat on the small couch.

"No, I had to make him go to the other end of the set just so he didn't see you and ruin the surprise" he spoke out and he tried not to laugh but you both ended up doing so after a few moments.

Jump to the start of the episode.

"Well as you can see there is one empty chair and one missing person but don't worry, they would be shown very shortly" Greg spoke knowing this was recorded after the task was made so it made everyone confused before turning to Alex but got interrupted by Russell Howard

"Yes, it's the invisible person don't discriminate against what is and is not a person Greg" he spoke out before hugging the thin air "you made them upset now how could you" he added causing people to laugh as he showed the air fake sympathy which made Alex get up and do the same but before he got away from his chair Greg pulled him back down causing Alex to look fake upset

"Sorry Greg" he muttered.

"Anyway, let's get on with the task shall we" Greg spoke as Alex nodded as he played it which shows the contestants reading out the task which was.

Surprise Alex the most surprised wins

Your time starts now.

And most of them who read the task were thinking what to do and fades off into black.

"Why wasn't the mystery person not shown?" Noel asked turning to Greg.

"Because they're currently reading their task and it is starting about now" he replied as everyone looked at the TV while Greg didn't move in his seat but turned his head to Alex which made him look confused even more while looking around before staying focused on the TV.

After a few moments you silently walked up on stage and walked next to Alex's chair and jumped next to him yelling "Taskmaster!" which made him jump out his chair holding a hand to his heart while you walked around in victory.

"And that's how you win a challenge ladies and gentlemen" you spoke as you looked to the audience and bowed while everyone else was pissing themselves laughing and you joined them after a while before sitting in your seat.

"That's 5 points if I ever seen to be given out" Greg laughed smacking the cards off his leg while Alex was still trying to calm himself.

"You ok sweetheart?" You asked after a bit moving to help him up with a small chuckle.

"Don't help him" Greg spoke out slightly annoyed causing you to stop halfway and move back as Alex got up and went back to his chair still recovering.

"So, 5 points to Y/N 4 to Russell 3 to Noel 2 to Mel and 1 to Ramesh" Greg announced causing the crowd to cheer and clap.

Timeslip to the second task

You and everyone separately got to the task and saw a bunch of balloons and had to pop one in order to read the task which was:

This task will begin after you popped your first balloon the fastest person to pop all the balloons wins.

Your time starts now.

You sat in your seat smugly as you watched the task being read out by the various people and everyone laughed and looked at you.

"You seem rather smug there did Alex tell you what to do?" Greg asked as Alex furiously shook his head while Greg hit him with the cards lightly.

"I sense that he told her what to do" Russell laughed as Greg hit him again a little harsher.

"He didn't tell me what to do I just figured it out after a few moments of looking at the balloons" I chuckled "but please stop hitting my husband or I'll hit you" you said after a bit as Greg hit him again and you slapped his leg a few times harshly as payback.

"A very supportive marriage" Noel laughed.

"And I support their marriage" Russell laughed causing you to chuckle as well before Greg announces that they would be going on a break for the first time since they could have a break despite it being pre – recorded.

When they got back to the chairs Greg started talking about what happened previously before moving to show what the task was.

(The task ↓↓↓)

When they put your task up you looked at Alex then the balloons before pulling your phone out and checked out Morse code online and once you saw it say 'pop just two and win'

"What were you just doing there?" Alex asked curiously as he watched you typing on your phone.

"Just looking up something and just letting you know that I've got this in the bag" you smirked as you went inside for something sharp and popped 2 balloons and grinned in victory.

"And that's how you do a challenge" you added with a smirk before walking off.

"Goodbye Y/N" Alex spoke out with a small wave.

"Goodbye Alex" you chuckled as you walked around the corner of the house.

(On stage ↓↓↓)

"That's a bit unfair you can't just cheat like that" Ramesh spoke pointing to the screen.

"I didn't cheat I just simply looked up the code of the balloon colors" you defended yourself raising your hands in defense.

"What do you think about that Greg?" Alex asked as he turned to him after looking at his iPad.

"Well, I think she just used logic and solved the puzzle" Greg shrugged as he crossed something off his card and wrote something down.

"Greg's on my side on this" I laughed before covering my mouth with my hand after a few moments to hold back a grin while Russell laughed with me after a moment leaning into my shoulder to hold it back.

"NO! that's unfair she cheated." Romesh spoke shaking his head unamused making you and Russell laughing even harder before they went to break making you laugh more as Romesh went away to cool down just as Greg announces that there will be a break.

When the break ended you, all made your way back to the seats and continued the show by Greg looking bewildered as he turned to Alex.

"I have a question and it's been boggling me for a while now" he announces as he looked at his cards then up at him.

"And what question is that?" Alex asked turning away from his computer screen to Greg.

"I wonder how many baked beans are in a can of baked beans" he spoke out as Alex shook his head.

"there's no way you would find that out" Alex replied as he pressed something on his laptop which showed Nolen reading the task and counting the baked beans causing you to laugh and pressed your hands over your mouth in shock.

"Was I the only one who had to do that?!" he asked in shock and from the way everyone was laughing he took that as a yes and pouted in his seat at the video playing.

"OMG" you laughed loudly as the video ended and you turned to Nolen but chuckled at his visible pout.

"I have another question" Greg asked as he turned to Alex again and he motioned for him to continue but got interrupted by Russell.

"You are fucking prick" he shook his head annoyed holding back a laugh .

"I wonder how many grains of rice are in a bag of rice" Greg finished ignored his outburst and so did Alex who was holding back a laugh as he showed a video of Russell opening a bag of rice and counting it after reading the task.

He gave up halfway through but after grabbing a cup of tea and a bowl he returned and continued the task and soon finished it visibly annoyed before disappearing back into the house with his cup of tea.

"This is fucking great at least I'm not alone" Nolen laughed at Russell who was still annoyed at the fact but kept the humor of it before laughing and so did everyone else at the fact they did solo tasks without knowing.

So as everyone was talking about its Alex was occasionally checking the laptop for certain things and you chuckled amused at how everyone was acting.

"Do you have any more questions?" you asked Greg amused and thought about it for a bit and you chuckled amused as he shook his head.

"Do we even get points for doing all this?" Nolen asked as he leant forward in his seat to direct his attention to both of them.

"I don't think they would do that they seem cruel enough to do so" you laughed as they shook their heads and they both huffed in response making you laugh more.

"you two are chaotic today" Mel replied with a small smirk making Alex chuckle.

"I have a question though" Alex spoke out as he turned to Greg after typing something on the laptop.

"Oh, what's that?" Greg asked knowing this was for a bit that they had planned for today just to annoy them even more.

"I wonder how many hoops after in a can of spaghetti hoops" he asked curiously shaking his head at the bewilderment of not knowing what the answer would be.

"Oh you-" Mel started as she shook her head annoyed as she made an irritated look as they showed on the screen of Mel opening and counting a can of spaghetti hoops.

"don't worry Mel you're not the only one who's getting punished" you laughed as so did Romesh as you both looked at the 3 people sitting in the middle wallowing in the tasks, they did by themselves without them knowing till now.

As the show went on you all did the final scoring and some annoyed antics due to how stupid or annoying the task was if the answer was staring them in the face but nonetheless, they all laugh and got the final score which was Noel winning making you chuckle.

Noel walked up to the stage and inspected the items before messing with a few making you and Russell laugh before the screen went black and you all had gone backstage to get sorted then go home.