Imagine the Witcher ignoring Jaskier to be with the reader who later confesses to Jaskier that it his wife (a crappy title I know but I'm working on a better one heh)

Fandom: The Witcher (Netflix)
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After Geralt had finished slaying a beast and got covered in silkmore guts while his trusty bard was in the local tavern with the town and the person who made the bounty on the monster but before he walked into the tavern he noticed a familiar lady standing outside but as he got closer he finally saw that it was his wife of 2 years standing before him.

"Hello princess" he spoke in his gruff voice smirking but you backed up before he could touch you causing him to grunt in disapproval as he kept walking forwards towards you but you kept moving away from him.

"Either get cleaned or you're not getting your victory kiss" I teased slowly moving away from him some more as I took roaches leather rope out of his hand and pulled him away from him to tie him up before he walked into the tavern with me closely following behind.

While he got his money and the bard started singing the famous but annoying song 'toss a coin to your witcher' while I grabbed a bottle of ale and a room paying it with the money pouch I took from the bag that was on Roach before motioning Geralt to follow me causing him to smirk as he was walking over to you while the bard was trying to talk to him about a small favour he wanted to ask him but once he realised what Geralt was about to do he tried to stop him.

"Geralt you can't possibly go lay with her covered in that it's just not right," he said quickly moving in front of him and rested a hand on his chest stopping him but soon regretted it since now his fingertips were covered in blood and slight guts.

"Move Jaskier" he grunted annoyed looking at him but he didn't move which made you chuckle making Geralt look at you then his bard for a bit then back at you once he saw you walk towards him.

"You can have your precious Witcher back when I'm done I promise," I said softly as I grabbed Geralt's hand, not like the fact that I got guts on it too but shrugged it off since you have touched worse monster guts and or blood while you had been with him and walked upstairs with him to our room while Jaskier was still trying to persuade Geralt to reconsider but he didn't listen more focused on me as he looked you over stopping at your ass for a few minutes before looking back up.

Once we got there Geralt shut the door in Jaskier's face and locked it blindly but didn't fully check if was locked properly while you went and moved to start making him a bath humming knowing he was watching "your bard looks cute but he's a bit protective of you" I said softly with a small chuckle.

"Yeah he can be like that but I don't like the fact that you're talking to him like that when your not even dating him" he spoke out in a jealous tone as he walked over to you but since you heard his footsteps against the wooden floor so you turned around before he could.

"Before you do anything or scold me I want you to strip and get in" I spoke moving away to fill up another bucket of water so that I could pour it over his head but he didn't move to get rid of his clothes instead he walked over to where you were and pinned you to the nearest wall causing you to look at him with a mixture of shock and a bit turned on ignoring the fact how bad he smelt once you stared into his lustful amber eyes.

"Once I've had this bath I am going to show you who the fuck you belong to because Jaskier is not getting whatever you give me do you understand me?" he growled darkly lacing with lust as I slowly nodded while he pulled away to strip "good hope you have a lot of energy and a lot to drink cause this will be going till morning" he spoke out as you watched him shed off his clothing feeling anticipated for what was to come.

When he got in the bath you knelt beside him and slowly started washing off his body trying not to looking him in the eye since you didn't want to worsen the mood he was in but once you were about to get up to grab the bucket he stopped and pulled you down for a slow yet sweet kiss which you slowly melted into you not realising that Jaskier walked into the room dramatically.

"So you couldn't wait till you got out the bath typical you might as well just have gone to the lake to get washed that way you both had enough room" he spoke out shocked at first but slowly ended out sarcastically while Geralt muttered a raspy "fuck" as he turned to him with a glare moving to get out of the bath but I stopped him and walked to Jaskier and pushing him out then handed him Geralt's clothes and asked for them to be cleaned and in return ill give him a small kiss and a maiden of his choice to spend the night with and shut the door again before returning to Geralt awkwardly before you continued to wash him.

Once you were done Geralt got out of the bath and dried himself off a bit while I turned to him shyly as he motioned you to strip which you did in front of him while he grinned as you stood naked before him, he walked over to you holding you close roughly "on the bed beautiful with your ass in the air and I want you to scream for me because I want people to hear who you belong too" he smirked as you did you were told.

In the morning you were lying next to him with your head on his chest listening to his heartbeat as you both were tangled into the sheets, since he was awake he smiled down at you slowly playing with your hair.

"Morning princess" he spoke out softly, despite his voice being rough, just as you woke up with a soft hum.

"Morning my hunter" I whispered a bit raspy from last night since he made sure he that the whole place and some parts of the town that you were his and only his from how much he made you scream while the bed was thumping against the wall which disturbed the residents in the room who left after a while from it being too loud.

You slowly looked up at him with a small smile moving to sit up slightly to kiss but got rudely interrupted by Jaskier walking through the door with Geralt's clothes neatly folded in his hands looking at them as he walked in.

"They are cleaned with the best soaping mixtures they had and got all of the silkimore guts off of it and you guys are naked" Jaskier spoke as he walked it but slowly went off-topic when he saw us in bed which would shock a normal person but Jaskier just stared causing you to raise the sheet more up your body to your neck but didn't get too far due to Geralt's leg.

"Fuck off Jaskier" Geralt growled.

"Protective I see is she coming with us?" he asked about setting his clothes on the bed.

"Yes she is coming with us till I see that she can't since I don't trust the slobs in this place touching my wife" he spoke out as I chuckled a bit amused. 

"Oh ok seems fair-wait what!?" He said normally but soon went to shock as I shyly curled into him in hopes to cover myself up some more which didn't work so Geralt moved his leg slightly and pulled up the covers on his side to cover you not bothered as long as his cock was covered.

"You heard me my wife we have been dating for 2 years now get out" he growled at him before turning to be and wrapped an arm around me while his other hand ran through my hair.

"Fine but we are not leaving till I get what I was owed," he said still slightly shocked that Geralt was showing affection to you when he never showed any to other girls in bars they had gone to before he started walking out shutting the door.

"What is he owed?" He asked looking back at me with a small smile

"I promised him that I would get him a maiden of his choice to bed with for the night since you always get the offer to even tho I'm with you when I get the chance to join" I whispered into his side while he hummed in reply.

We stayed like that for a while enjoying each other's company before getting up and having a quick bath before heading downstairs for some breakfast well Geralt got some while I was getting someone for Jaskier but once I did I joined him with a small smile.

"I had to pay a fine because of last night..." you said blushing slightly.

"Oh that wasn't my fault you were the one making a racket princess" he smirked darkly.

"Still I had to pay the fine you owe me" I shot back teasingly before slowly eating and he followed in a suit soon finishing while Jaskier went up to his room with someone.

"With sex or coin?" He teased causing me to hit him "sex it is then" he chuckled but since the inn was slightly full no one paid attention to you both.

"No not sex cause if you lay with me anymore I won't be able to walk," I said blushing darker.

"Mm shame I thought it would be more fun since we have to wait for the bard anyway" he smirked as he pulled you close when no one was looking.

"Act tough witcher or are you acting like you're flirting with the women you just bedded" you smirked slightly.

"Mm, option two" he purred as he slowly pulled away so that I could finish eating.

Once we were done I slowly got up and took the plates and cups to the bar and asked for a refill on our drinks and just continued to drink till Jaskier was finished.

After a few hours Jaskier came down clean and fresh heading out you and Geralt was before getting on roach and Jaskier walking alongside us while I wrapped my arms around Geralt as we headed to their next hunt or inn we were going to.

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I didn't know what to call it so I named it that if people have another idea on what to call it then I'm happy for the idea and ideas for future requests cause quarantine is happening and I'm bored