Imagine dating Alice and giving her daily pickup lines

Fandom: Twilight

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You and Alice had met not long after she turned up at the Cullen household and at first you didn't like how hyperactive and needy she was since you were like Edward and Jasper reserved and quiet but as the time went on you got used to it

After a few years into your relationship, you started a YouTube channel and most of the family bar Carlisle and Esme got involved in it with either pranks or challenges with them without exposing their vampire life of course via the sparkly skin

But when TikTok came to life you started it with no one else getting involved so you decided to give Alice some payback and decided to embarrass her regardless of where it was so one day at school you got up the courage and started recording her as you walked up to her

"hey babe" you spoke out as she turned from Rosalie and Jasper to you with a grin on her face as she gave you all her attention

"yes? How can I help?" she asked her golden eyes sparkling slightly

"are you a flower?" you asked softly as you looked at her with an innocent smile

"no? but I can be your flower" she replied confused not understanding what was going on since you weren't like this unless Jasper persuaded you to do it with his gift

"because I love watching our love grow and I can't wait for your legs to blossom open" you replied as you watched her face turn from a melted happy look to a shocked one as you heard Edward and Emmett laugh from down the hall while Jasper and Rosalie looked away shyly after coughing slightly awkwardly even though you knew they didn't need to

After a few moments you turned off the recording and uploaded it making her stand there shocked while you stood there as if it was a normal thing you did before joining Emmett and Edward since you both shared a class together this morning

When it came to lunch time and you all sat down at the table curling up to the right people while Alice was occupying herself with some drawing but after a small while Bella joined up you started recording again and looked at her

"baby" you spoke out with a nervous chuckle which was understandable since you weren't the most confidence person amongst the lot when it came to flirting

"yes babe?" she replied as she looked up from her sketchbook since she was designing some clothes for you that fitted some form of good style but still something you would wear

"I'd show you my world but I'm pretty sure you already own a mirror" you spoke out smoothly making most of the family chuckle at it while Alice face softened at it

"aww" she replied with a shy smile 

"for a second I thought you were going to say well I'm looking at it" Rosalie laughed as she watched you since you turned the camera to her making you laugh more at the flirtation used

"at least she's smoother then Edward trying to woo Bella" Jasper commented making you laugh more before ending the recording and set your phone on the table while Edward glared at him since it took him a month just to ask Bella out on a date

A few days had passed and you had made sweet ones when in front of Carlisle and Esme but since it was the middle of the night and everyone was relaxing and doing their own thing you chuckled to yourself as you recorded another one

"hey babe are you a donut?" you asked casually as you laid on the little couch in your shared room before looking up from your laptop which had plenty of flirtatious comments to make some dirty ones were in there like this one

"no?" she replied confused as she looked from her wardrobe to you with a hand on her hip while holding your army green over shirt

"because your sweet, hot and curvy and tonight..." you spoke out as she looked at you shocked and you knew if she could blush she would and so would you "glazed" you finished with a small smirk

"that's not what I thought you would say!" she replied quickly as you heard a few awkward coughs throughout the house since the door was open "I thought you were going to say cream filled" she added making you laugh as you stopped the recording and uploaded it

"I thought the same Alice" Emmett replied as he was unfazed by all of it and started laughing

"are you the one provoking this Emmett?" Carlisle asked awkwardly making him shake his head "your ruining her innocence leave her be" he added scolding him slightly

"no, she's doing this all on her own" he replied with a laugh as he looked up at Carlisle seriously as he could since Carlisle had a stern look on his face

The next day after the daily hunt you grabbed your phone from your pocket and started recording the family a bit since they weren't sparkling at all as they walked into the house via the patio entrance

"hey Alice, are you the sun?" you asked as you stood a few steps before the stairs into the house

"no?" she replied confused as she stood on the steps turning to you

"because as soon as I see you my day gets so much brighter and my mood gets so much better" you replied making a few of them and Alice aww

"aww that's very sweet baby" she replied shyly with a small pout on her lips making Jasper smile at her shyness and everyone else chuckle at your cuteness

"and not to mention how much I love laying underneath you and how sweaty I get" you replied with a chuckle making Emmett laugh

"does that mean she's on top?" Emmett replied making you quickly get flustered making Jasper and Edward laugh despite how rude yours, Alice and Emmett's thoughts are "you said underneath her!" he exclaimed as he repeated it a few times making you run into the house losing all the confidence you just had but edited out the speed clip you had before uploading it

This kept going on till you ran out of ideas for the videos but you did help Edward and Jasper to give their mates some love through pick up lines since you made it look so easy but you were only copying off the internet and put your own little twists on it since you were a vampire family

And as you kept flirting with Alice on the off-chance Edward started copying you it made Bella want to be turned without the meeting she was intending to have to see if she should or not which made you glad since the volturi would be off their backs for a while