—-I found this one on Pinterest, but sadly didn't pin it.—-

In each of us there are multiple spirits. You know the voices in the back of your head? Those aren't just creations of your imagination, those are completely different people. The way you act everyday is one spirit taking charge. That's why we act different, in sadness or in anger, or just at different points of the day. When you change your mind... that's them too. Normal people have one assertive spirit (some call them souls), and the others are just there to help guide you along the right path.

I don't have an assertive soul. All three constantly fight for control, making me suddenly change my demeanor in the middle of a conversation. Modern scientists lack the information about our souls, and I'm not keen to let them know.

So in their stupidity, they handed me an excuse for my behavior. MPD. Multiple Personality Disorder. How fitting.