(Works for either gender) (I own IT!tale so-)

No one P.O.V

You were chilling in the living room with frisk. You had lived with her along with her dad sans for quite a while.

You had been slightly surprised at first to hear that Skeleton, could be the father figure to two kids, seeing as he ate them every 27 years.

You had wanted to live with them, but couldn't bring yourself to live in the sewers so you had offered they live with you.

They had taken the offer but sans would go and down into the sewers again to eat more kids or trick them.

You were playing jenga with frisk, who strangely had no trouble even with a missing arm. You did eventually want to replace her left arm and were curious on how it was missing.

You would never ask frisk that, in fear of upsetting her. The kid opened her eyes for a few seconds, letting you view fiery gems that held dark slits inside of them.

You looked at the door and saw a balloon appear in front of it. Knowing who it was you deadpanned and ignored it.

The ballon floated in front of the jenga tower and you glared at the enemy. "DONT.YOU.DARE" you hissed through your teeth.

The balloon formed an eery smike and laughed maniacally before popping and knocking the tower down.

In replace of the balloon, in all his clown glory, stood IT!tale sans or penny as he said he was called.

"Sorry not sorry!!" The clown outfit wearing sans smirked at you, his teeth being covered with blood on the very ends. "We were working on that dad" frisk sighed, looking at their father figure.

"Well,well,well that seems boring, I think BALLOONS are MUCH more fun, how they go POP!" He declared proudly to you, making his hand mimic something exploding.

You rolled your eyes and stood up grabbing his ruffled collar. "You better fix it buster, Before I beat your ass" you hissed.

"Sure,like you would harm me my ringleader" he laughed before cartwheeling to the mess.

Did you mention that you and thay crazy clown were dating? No? Blame it on the author for poor writing skill.

(HEY! I COULD END THIS ONESHOT NOW JERK!! >:(    )

You knew the writer wouldn't so you went about your business. You tapped your foot on the ground and watched that insane skeletal clown mess with the pieces, before trying to eat them.

You wrestled on from him that resulted in him pinning you to the ground by sitting on you, while he ate the jenga block. "You two sure are cute together even though I hate to admit it" a voice sighed, entering the room.

Ah yes you forgot to mention Penny's other daughter chara lived here. And still to this day they didnt seem to approve of you.

It had taken frisk 5 months to let go of her ship idea she had been holding. You knew the author was sad about frisk letting it go and was quite happy to see chara standing by the ship the author stood by.

You crawled out from under your boyfriend only to be pulled into his ruffled collar. You sighed and hugged him, just ignoring the fact he had blood on his clothes and that he ruined your game.

You must wanted to absorb the moment.

(The ship frisk is talking bout is the one I have canon for my AU-
Fontcest-)

(Yes I am a papyrus x sans SHIPPER-
U-U you can't convince me not to ship it)