hell sweet hell

as soon as i walked inside my house mom goes "why did you leave the house in such a wreck?"

EXCUSE ME BITCH

I WAS GONE ALL WEEK

I also just learned that i'm going to be away from my house for ANOTHER week starting sunday because we're going to my sister's house to watch her kids while she volunteers at a camp thing.

I'm awful with kids. a w f u l.

dear god if you don't kill me now

here have this adorableness

hE'S HOLDING A KOALA I AM DEAD INSIDE