Dust: Hey Ferncloud. May I say you look ferntastic?

Fern: Dustpelt are you dust trying to get on my good side today?

Dust: Oh never honey! It's just the thought of you is clouding my mind.

Fern: Honey, not to be shrewd but your puns today are terrible.

Dust: Yours are not that great either.

Fern: Now you aren't even making puns! Has your heart turned to ice?

Dust: Stop using our kits' names as puns.

Fern: Holly Starclan! Get a sense of humor.

Dust: Most of our kits died you mousebrain!

Fern: ;-; Now you are purposely trying to ruin my fun. Dust leave me alone, Dustpelt.

Dust: Seriously now, stop.

Fern: Fine whatever Fox Heart.

Dust: NOW YOU'RE USING THEIR NAMES IN INSULTS?!

Fern: Maybe I just Long to have some fun with my mate once in a while?

Dust: *facepaw* Imma just leave now. Bye hun.

Fern: Bye!!!

Dust: Did you just do that to get me to leave?

Fern: YUP! :slams door in face: