Miku: Woah, Akademi High is amazing!

*timeskip to lunch*

Akaito: Ooh! Weapons!! *grabs box cutter and stabs Meiko*

Meiko: *dies*

Everyone: OH MY GOD!! IS THAT A DEAD BODY!?

Akaito: 0.0

*Akaito puts Meiko into incinerator and activates it*

Akaito: ...

Miku: Akaito?!

Koharu: *runs to Akaito and fights him*

Akaito: *kicks Koharu*

Koharu: *gets stabbed and dies*

Akaito: ...

Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len: *running away*

Gakupo: *grabs kendo stick and whacks Akaito in the head*

Akaito: *gets comatosed*

Gakupo: *runs*

Akaito: ...

Saki: *rushes Akaito to the hospital*

****

Kaito: *hides in the Gardening Club shed*

Miku: *holds up rake*

Kaito: *holds up hoe* Gotta be ready...

Miku: Oka--

Yandere-chan: *stabs Miku*

Kaito: *runs away*

Yandere-chan: *runs after Kaito*

Kaito: HELP

Gakupo: WHA-?

Len: AAAAAH!! IT'S A PSYCHO

Rin: *throws oranges*

Len: 0.0

*Rin gets sawed and dismembered*

Len: AAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away*

Taito: *grabs Yandere-chan and tosses her into a trash can*

*timeskip to after school*

Gakupo: I say we should join some clubs!

Kaito: Heck yeah!

Hikari: So, here's the list of clubs they're interested in, along with a few students...

Martial Arts=
Of course, Gakupo....
Taito

Cooking=
Kaito, mainly to steal and eat all their ice cream...
Kokona
Saki

Light Music=
Len!!
Gumi
Luka

Sports=
Piko
VY2 Yuuma
Mikuo

Photography=
Maika

Gaming=
Pippi
Yuki (from A Mysterious Blood Stain)
Meito

Len: Gumi!!

Gumi: Len!!

Luka: ;)

****

Gakupo: *punches bag*

Budo Masuta: Nice!

Taito: *spars with Gakupo*

Gakupo: *tackles Taito*

Taito: *wrestles Gakupo*

Gakupo: *pulls Budo along and wrestles him*

Taito: *pulls Haruto Yuto and wrestles him*

Haruto: 0.0

Budo: ...Purple belt, Gakupo...

Gakupo: Arigatou.

Haruto: ....Yellow belt, Taito.

Taito: ....

****

Kaito: *sneaks to the refrigerator and steals ice cream*

Kokona and Saki: *busy making sausage octopi*

****

Piko: No fair!

VY2 Yuuma: I got 25 points so DEAL WITH IT

Piko: *throws a ball at Yuuma*

VY2 Yuuma: *dodges*

Mikuo: *ball hits him* OW

VY2 Yuuma: He did it! *points at Piko*

Mikuo: *runs to Piko and drowns him in the pool*

Piko: *dead*

VY2 Yuuma: It's okay. We're yanderes, right?

****

VY1: ....Senpai...!

Senpai: *looks at her* What's up with her?

VY1: N-nothing!! *accidentally throws phone and runs away*

Senpai: Huh? *picks up phone*

Owner info: PLACE IT ON THE TSUBASA TREE

Senpai: Oh...okay..

*walks to the tsubasa tree and places it there*

Yandere-chan: I...HAVE...ANOTHER...RIVAL...!!!!!!!!!!*grabs screwdriver and runs*