(Meiko, Kaito, Miku, Rin, Len, Gumi, Luka, and Akaito are gathered in a social butterfly circle)

Meiko: LUKA! Why did you STEAL all my sake?!

Luka: Meiko!! You know very WELL and there aren't any SAKE BOTTLES in my KITCHEN. And I DIDNT STEAL ANY...!

Meiko: Oh yeah! I have proof! I saw you get drunk and started throwing scoops of ice cream at Kaito!

Kaito: Yeah, Luka, that hurt!!

Luka: What?! What other proof do you have, Sakebeech?

Miku: You stabbed me with a leek!! DANG YOU, LUKA-CHAN!!

Gumi: You drowned me in a vat full of carrot mash!!

Rin: You threw oranges at me!! :(

Len: You smashed me against the wall, and I got a nosebleed!!!

Akaito: You took away all the chili in the kitchen!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS

Meiko: *flings Luka against a tree*

Akaito: *punches Luka again and again*

Rin: *picks Luka up and smashes her on the floor*

Len: 0.0

Everyone: *wrestles each other*

...

Len: *farts*

Everyone: *stares at Len*

Len: Oh.

Everyone except Len: *dies*