I wasn't tagged but decided to do it anyway
Pineapplesareviolent

1. Lock screen

2. Home screen

3. Last person I texted
My friend Vincent

4. Last text I sent:
GO SHOVE A PINECONE UP YOUR ASS!

5. Last thing I did:
Throw a pokeball at my seven year old cousin

6. Dream Job: Pilot

7. Last song I sang: 679

8. Crush: hmmm that's a tough one XD

9. Relationship: .3. A pineapple had captured me