Me starting the story: Oh look, everything's happy and makes perfect crystal-clear sense!
Me to me: not for long

Me: teenage papyrus
Everyone: why tho
Me: uniqueness
Me: mettaton kinda gets bullied
Everyone: why tho
Me: uniqueness
Me: sans isn't the edgy one
Everyone: wait what
Me: papyrus is
Everyone but mostly Blootac74 (luv u bitch):

Me: sansby
Everyone: yay
Me: torigore
Everyone: yay
Me: friskriel
Everyone: yay
Me: petalflakes
Everyone: YAY
Me: charapyrus
Everyone: hold up