Lesbians: Boys just aren't attractive! I don't need boys because girls exist!

Gays: Excuse me, bish, but I love the same gender because the opposite gender isn't as hawt as other guys. Plus when you fuck a guy up his ass, there's a pleasure point in his ass, almost as if god put it there on purpose.

Bis: I can't pick between the two! Shut up! They are both hawt af!

Trans: STAP MISGENDERING MY SORRY ASS!!! BITCH, I DONT GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME AND MY AWESOME GENDER!!!! STFU!!!

Intersex: WHAT THE TRANS PEEPS SAID!!!

Aces: I don't want anyone to fuck me. Cake is more attractive than all of them and anything is better than sex.

Pancakes: EVERYONE IS HAAAAAWWWT!!!! Mom, I want all of them!!!

Demisexuals: Uh...no, we can't fuck. But we can cuddle...?

Nonbinary pals: All of you are dumb. I fucking beat the gender system and the sexuality system. How have you not done the same...?

Gender-fluid pals: I don't know, pal, all of them seem to be stupid to me too.

The straight allies: ALL PRIDES STAND UP!!!🌈