Me: Today's been a good d-

Dysphoria: But your binder broke and your size is out of stock where you shop. And you still have the wrong body and huge boobs.

Me: i^i

Dysphoria: And I'm right. Again.

The Internet: There's a way to make your dysphoria go down.

Me: REALLY?!

The Internet: Don't yell. It blows your cover. Yes. There is a way to make your dysphoria surrender. Listening? Okay so...

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The next day 

Me: So, I slump like this while wearing a small sports bra under a baggy boys shirt...?

The Internet: Yep. Great job. And you wear these pants a little low...that's it, great...you don't have to pack if you don't feel comfortable doing it because some guys have small dicks.

Me: Okay...yeah, thanks... I don't want to fill in my eyebrows because then we know it's fake.

The Internet: Yeah, that's smart...great. Look at you! You look just like a guy.

Dysphoria: i^i

Euphoria: YAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!! FINALLY!!!!

Me: *didnt get misgendered all day* :)