Garret (Gay): Maaaannn...why do people keep asking me about a girlfriend...?

Lily (Lesbian): I feel your pain, dude. Mom keeps asking me about a boyfriend.

Ben (Bisexual): I keep getting told to pick a gender.

Patty (Pansexual): Y'all know nothing. Mom keeps telling me I can't love everyone...

Ben: But that's why we keep you! You give us affection when we need it!

Garret: Yeah!

Lily: And you are a sight for sore eyes after we got the homophobic treatment from our parents!

Trey (Transgender): I love you, child, and I will never stop loving you.

Nj: (Nonbinary pal): That's it! Forget about your mom. I'm your parental unit now!

Patty: Thanks guys... I love you all!!! GROUP HUG!!!

Everyone: ❤️💛💚💙💜🌈🏳!

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Abby(Asexual): *sitting at the table, drinking Starbucks*

Patty: *walks into the kitchen from the garden, holding a basket of fruits and vegetables*

Abby: *doesn't seem to notice*

Patty: *notices Abby* Who are you? I'm Patty.

Abby: Oh, me? I'm Abby, an ace. Pleasure to meet you.

Patty: I have no idea what that means, but I want a hug from my new friend.

Abby: *goes visibly pale* N-no thank you.

Patty: Why not???

Abby: Uh... I said that I am an ace. It means I'm asexual...

Patty: ???????

Abby: Oh. Uh. I don't know how to explain it further...

Nj: Patt, move away from the poor person. Asexual means that one prefers not to have overly affectionate actions with another.

Patt: I am still confused...???

Abby: Uh...try to just respect that affectionate touching isn't my thing. I'm more comfortable shaking hands with another or not touching at all when I have just met another.

Patty: Oh. Okay. May I shake your hand then...?

Abby: *nods slowly before reaching out to grasp Patty's hand.*

Patty: I really really want to hug you but I can't so...

Abby: It's okay. I get that a lot. If I want a hug, I'll hug you myself.

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Izzy(Intersex): I hate myself. God, go fuck yourself. You couldn't fucking figure out how to make me ONE gender?

Trey: Jesus, dude. That was harsh. But to be fair, my body ain't correct either.

Nj: OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. I AM RIGHT HERE.

Trey: Yeah, but you ain't God...

Nj: I GET MISGENDERED MORE THAN BOTH OF YOU COMBINED.

Izzy: Go fuck yourself...

Nj: ABSOLUTELY NOT. I WILL NOT.

Gene (gender-fluid): Excuse me, bish. I change gender depending on how I'm feeling. I get more blank stares than all three of you.

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Sara(straight allies): 

Garret: *struts past in drag*

Lily: *kisses girls*

Ben: *runs by with the bi flag tied around his neck like a cape*

Trey: *climbs off his motorcycle without a shirt on and the trans flag tied around his neck like a cape*

Izzy: *marches by, wearing a pin that says: "I may have both reproductive systems, but I classify as female."*

Abby: *strolls out of the Starbucks wearing a shirt that says: "Touch my vag or boobs, I punch you in the nose." on the front and: "touch my ass, I kick you into next year." on the back.*

Patty: *hugs everyone she sees*

Nj: *wearing a shirt that says: *Ask me about my gender, it doesn't exist."*

Sara: *screams* ALL PRIDES STAND UP!!!! YOU GO, GUYS, GALS, AND NONBINARY PALS!!!