(PDAP part four)

Some Random Bitch: hey, Patty. What's the difference between being bi and pan? It's the same damn thing, stupid.

Patty: Oh god...uh...

Ben: Actually there is similarities and differences between being bi and being pan. We both like more than one gender.

Patty: Right. And we are only human.

Ben: But bisexual people have preferences for certain gender. In percentages. For example, they could prefer men half the time and enby people a quarter of the time and women fifteen percent of the time with the rest being gender fluid.

Patty: Uh-huh!

Ben: Whereas pansexual people have thrown the percentages out of the window of a skyscraper. They don't give a rats' ass what gender as long as they're loved.

Patty: I couldn't have said it any better, Ben. Thanks.