1.5: Beer- Part 2
*two Hours later*
"Well then, that took a shorter time then I expected. I also like your idea on what to do with Ratchets wrenches," (Y/N) says as she cleans her slightly dirty hands with a cloth.
"Thank you," Ombra said said to (Y/N) as she also cleans her hand with a rag.
"Your taking all the credit, right? I don't want Ratchet coming at me and trying to throw hard plastic wrenches at me," (Y/n) says.
"Don't worry- I'll take all the credit if he finds out we did it and I won't even mention you," Ombra reasured her. We both then started staring at the remodeled wrenches.
"We did very well with them...I wounder what Ratchets reaction will be..." (Y/N) mutters as she picks up one of the wrenches- that were now all folded up and bent.
"Possibly faint. He treats him like there his own sparklings since he keeps them near him all the time," Ombra commented.
"Yeah. Sparklings that he throws across the room and hits people with," (Y/n) comments. Ombra then snaps her fingers.
"Sparkling abuse. That's what it is," Ombra jokes. "Oh, and have you seen Flightpoint? I know he didn't go with Midnight- he's not the kind of minicon to do bad things,"
"No, I haven't. Hopefully he'll turn up soon," (Y/n) reassured her. They both then hear a slam of a door. "What was that?"
"Let's go check it out," (Y/n) suggested as she got out out a gun (Weapon #1). Ombra then got out her own gun as well (Weapon #2). She then turned to (Y/n) to see the gun in her hand and just stared at it.
"What?" (Y/n) asks. Ombra then silently points to the weapon in her hand. "Oh. Yea Ironhide gave me this. He wouldn't let me have any other guns cause he was worried I would hurt myself with it. He also said he didn't want Ratchet beating his aft for giving me a huge gun,"
"Well, he's too worried," Ombra says as she grabs (Y/n)'s gun and switches it with her's. "Keep it. I got other ones and I know you'll take good care of it,"
"Thanks," (Y/n) says. Both her and Ombra start to slowly walk to the back room where they heard the door slam. Once they both made it, they hid against a wall with Ombra closer to the door. She then raised three fingers and mouths out numbers.
"Three, Two, One-" They both then come out from behind the wall and aim there guns at the intruder- only to lower their guns and look at the person in front of them. "Primus dammit Midnight. You have no idea how much trouble your in and your-...*sniff*,*sniff*...oh you got to be fragging kidding me. Midnight...did you drink?"
"W-whaaat? Nooooo....I would n-never~" Midnight slurred as he walked up to me.
"Fragging Pit...he's even drunk," I cursed as I rubbed my temple in irritation. "Where are the others?"
"Ou-..*hic* outside.." Midnight said with red cheeks.
"Go outside and bring them to the break room," Ombra told him.
"Ok!~" Midnight then stumbled toward the door leading outside. He then opens the door and turns back to us. "Al-Also, t-they all said your both sexy~" He then slams the door closed.
Ombra and (Y/n) then turn to each other with a small blush on their cheeks.
"Let's just go..." (Y/n) mumbles as she turns around and starts walking to the break room with Ombra following behind.
"Once they all come in, I'm gonna find out who gave Midnight alcohol, and *shove my foot strait up their ass they won't be able to walk for a week," Ombra mumbled deadly. (*Reference by Shadis from Attack on Titan)
Once they made it to the break room, they sat on their personal crouches and waited for the bots to show up.
At least a minute later, the door opens. Ombra and (Y/n) look up and see that Flightpoint opened the door.
"Is, something going on?" He asks as he steps in the room and closed the door behind him.
"Yea. Your brothers drunk," Ombra says bluntly with a strait face.
"W-Wait- Midnight's drunk?" Flightpoint asks dumbfounded.
"Yea. You wanna wait here with us?" Ombra asks. Flightpoint nods his head and walks over to her. He then jumps up on the couch and sits next to her.
(Note: Both minicons are about half your body hight)
At least five-minutes later, they heard the door slam open and all the bots walk in.
Ombra and (Y/n) immediately hid their guns from sight as they watched the bots sit down on the larger couches.
"Hey guys~" Ombra said in a cheery voice and smile- which wasn't like her at all.
"O-Ombra...are y-you o-*hic*okay?" Jazz asks as he slouches in his seat.
"Hmm?~ oh!- yea yea I'm fine!~" Ombra responded in a cherry voice again. "I have a question though. How did Midnight get drunk?" She then sees Midnight passed out on the floor but doesn't bother to pick him up. Flightpoint just gets off the couch an starts poking his unconscious body.
"Huh? O-oh, yea. T-Tha-That's my doing..." Ironhide mumbled as he drooped his head.
"What did you give him?~" Ombra aks in an innocent voice.
"A clear l-li*hic*quid....I think it was w-water," Ironhide said.
"And what was in that water?~" Ombra asks.
"Deez nutz. HAH! *He slaps his knee* gottem!" Bumblebe suddenly speaks up threw his radio. Yep. Bee found out how to talk using vines now...
"I'll give you a damn reason not to say that again when you don't have any!" Ombra suddenly growls out as she shows her weapon and points it as Bumblebee's lower area.
Bumblebee suddenly started to whirl wildly as he quickly tries to cover up his area.
"Now why the hell did you even think of letting Midnight tag along with you?!" Ombra yells at them.
"Wasn't our fault. Little r-runt decide to follow u-us.." Megatron said as he looked down at me.
"...are you the only one sober here?" I asked him.
"...."
"...TROL-LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL LOL-LOL LOL, TROL-LOL-LOL LOL-LOL~" Megatron shout as he continues the 'Troll' song.
Ombra just face palms and (Y/n) sighs.
"Hey, Ironhide. I have something for you!" Ombra shouts. Ironhide was nodding off before he snapped his head up.
"Wa-? I- you- hello?- pie- dong- huh? -Y-Yea, what i-is it O-Ombra?" Ironhide says- without a single clue as to what he said before.
"While you were gone, I found a huge aft weapon that can shoot up to 20 plasma balls in under 2 seconds! And each load has 1,000 plasma balls! It even looked like it'll fit your size!" Ombra says with a crocked smile as she points over to the corner of the room where a large metal box is. "And, I decide to give it to you as a present,"
"IT'S CHRISTMAS!!" Ironsides shouts as he immediately stands up and runs clumsily over to the large metal box in the corner. He then peaks over the top and peers inside. "WHERE IS IT?! I HOPE MY PRESENT IS WRAPPED UP IN SPARKLY PINK PAPER WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS!!"
"I'm surprised he didn't stutter," Ombra muttered before saying more louder and 'cheerfully'- "Even better!" She then gets a large mallet that is three to four time her hight. She then carries it silently over behind Ironhide.
"WHAT'S IT WRAPPED IN?!" Ironhide asks as he squeals like a little girl.
"PAIN!!" Ombra shouts as she swings the mallet- aiming for his aft.
~Somewhere in another country~
"Cut the blue wire! It should defuse the bomb!" A man wearing an earpiece heard.
"Are you sure it's the right one?" The man asks.
"Yes! Now hurry up and cut it you idiot!" The person on the other side of the earpiece sounded urgent and harsh.
As the man is about to cut the blue wire, a loud yell is heard.
"YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
The man was startled and accidentally cut the red wire instead. He gasped and covered his face. Waiting for it to blow.
But nothing came.
The man peeks from behind his arms to see the bomb turned off.
"What the hell was that yell?!" The other person yelled through the ear piece.
"You said it was the blue one right? So what happens if I cut the red one?" The man asks suspiciously as he ignores the other persons question.
"I already told you! Cut the blue one! I worked with these bombs like a million times ya moron! If you cut the red one, it blows up!"
"Oh really? Well then, why didn't I blow up if I cut the red one already?" The man questions.
"..."
"I think my moms calling me. Got to go-!" The other person said as the line immediately went dead.
"Dumb human. Thinking he could kill a demon," The man said as he took of his black and red colored mask- revealing a pale colored face, raven hair, and red eyes that began to glow a pink with his irises in slits. He then took of his black gloves and replace then with white ones. "Now then. Young master, do you think it is time to return home?"
A shadowed figure at the corner of the room stepped into the light to reveal a boy with dark blue hair and one glowing pink eye with the iris slit and while the other eye is covered by an eye patch.
~Back at base~
"And the winner is!-OOOOOMMMBRRRAAAAAA!" Bumblebee shouts thru the radio as everyone in the room stares at Ironhide who lied on the ground- groaning loudly in pain.
"I couldn't really shove my foot up his aft so I had to improvise," Ombra explains the questioning look from (Y/n).
"S-Shut it B-B-Bumblebutt.." Barricade stutters as he looks at Bumblebee in annoyance. "Your to fragging loud. Damn bug,"
"Come on Barricade, be nice," (Y/n) said as she stood up and looked at Barricade.
"Your l-lucky I l-like y-you hu-uman- and e-even consider you a-a friend..o-or else I w-would have squished y-ou..." Barricade said. "To bad Bumblebutt isn't human..I-I would h-have loved t-to step o-on him..."
"Bubble butt, Bulbble-Bubble-Bubble but, Bubble but, Bubble-Bubble-Bubble but. Turn around-stick it out-show them that you got a, Bubble butt-" Bumblebee started sing 'Bubble But' threw the radio to try piss Barricade off.
"At least one of you guys are sober, I guess," (Y/n) mumbled as she watches the event in front of her.
Ombra then notices that the Decepticons are quiet and look over at them- only to see them all passed out- also including Optimus, Midnight, Ratchet and Jazz.
The only ones who were awake, was Barricade, Bumblebee, Flightpoint,(Y/n), Ombra and Ironhide who was now crippled on the floor and whimpering in pain.
"Let's see how tomorrow goes," Ombra murmured as she went to go toward Midnight's unconscious form on the floor. "Hey, (Y/n)! I'm going to go to sleep. It's already late and I need to put my creation in bed. You still have your new gun?" Ombra asks. (Y/n) goes over to the couch she was sitting on before and crouched down. She then looked under the couch and reached a hand it to pull out the new weapon.
"Right here," (Y/n) said as she showed Ombra the weapon.
"Alright then," Ombra said as she grabbed something from her pocket and tossed it to (Y/n). "These are elephant darts. They should be able to knock out a mech. There should be enough to knock them out," She motioned toward the three drunk cybertronians- one on the ground still groaning and whimpering in pain while the other two were at each others throat. Ombra then crouched down to grab Midnight's body- and held him as if he were a baby. It was finally at that moment when Ombra and (Y/n) finally realize that Flightpoint had his phone out and was aiming it at us all.
"Did you, record everything?" (Y/n) asks as Flightpoint stops recording and puts away his phone.
"Yea. I wanted to see what everyones reaction would be," Flightpoint said.
-One hour later-
"Well, seems like you can knock them out better then I can," Ombra said in astonishment. "Nice work,"
"Thanks," (Y/n) said. "The boys already asleep?"
"Yep," Ombra said. She then yawned and respectfully covered her mouth. "I'm gonna go to bed now. I only came here to check up on you and the others,"
"What are we gonna do with them?" (Y/n) asks.
"Personally, I would leave them there. But you can do whatever," Ombra said. "I'm going to bed. Good night (Y/n), pleasant dreams," Ombra then walks out of the room after (Y/n) responded with a good night of her own.
"Now. What to do with you all," (Y/n) murmured as she began to think. "It's not like I can move you to your berth rooms. So, I guess I'll have to settle with just putting a blanket on all of you,"
As so, (Y/n) grabbed the largest sheets she could grab and placed one blanket on top of everyone.
"Night guys. Sleep well," (Y/n) said softly as she turned off the light to the slightly trashed room and close the door.
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