So since Beetlejuice has been becoming a hit for this upcoming Halloween, I thought it might be fitting to get into the early Halloween spirit by having my oc Silas, sing What I Know Now. Other Total Drama reboot characters will be featured and sing in this as well. It also serves as a mini idea that I have in mind if I want to make a Total Drama Reboot Fanmade Season 3 book where it centers around movies since I've kind of thought of it as a more unique aspect to the story's plot, rather than just going around the world several times. Hope you enjoy! :3

(Warning: This song contains themes of self harm, death, depression, mentions of suicide and other mature topics, viewer discretion is advised.)

Silas: I was hot..
I went to parties a lot
Y'know?

I was driving Lamborghinis
Sipping super-dry martinis
In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht

But I was depressed
Also completely obsessed..

An unhappy beauty queen
Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina
I had such low self-esteem
I was a mess..

So I gave it all up for the netherworld
I've been here forever, girl
If I was more clever, girl
I would've stuck it out
Knowing what life's about!

Pain and joy and suffering
Failing but recovering
I'll tell you another thing:

Everyone here is alone
So if you are breathing
Go home!

If I knew then
What I know now
I would have looked within
And let love in somehow!

If I only knew
The truth back then
I wouldn't have had
My little accident

Don't be blind
You left your whole life behind...

See a shrink
Call a priest
Ask the recently deceased
Death is final
And you cannot press rewind!

Wayne: Don't jump when the light is red!

Julia: Toasters should be used for bread!

MK: Never smoke cigars in bed!

Raj: Nietzsche was right, y'know
To live is to suffer, bro

Bowie: Don't cheat on the one you wed!

Emma: Never whip a thoroughbred!

All: Angry pygmys shrunk his head!

Why did it take death to see
Happiness was up to me?

If I knew then
What I know now
I would've laughed and danced
And lanced every sacred cow!

I thought I knew
But I was wrong!
'Cause life is short
But death is super long!

Scary Girl: I exploded!

Silas: If I knew then

Chorus: If I knew

Silas: What I know now!
I would've crossed every line
And drank all the wine
Before my final bow!

If I knew...

Chorus: If I knew!

Silas: The things that now I know!

Chorus: I would ride the highs
And cherish the lows
Going, it's a quick trick
'round the rodeo!

Silas: So before they lower the curtain
Be certain to enjoy the show...

That's what I know!

Chorus: Life is short but death is long!
Here, one minute then it's gone!
Thought I knew but I was wrong!
If I only knew what I know now!

And that's cut! Tell me what you think about this little idea that I showed you. And if you're interested, check out some of my other total drama stories that I made, or come check out my new rewritten version of my Disventure Camp: At The Movies. Thank you 😊

Song Used: What I know Now from Beetlejuice

Silas belongs to me and nothing else.