Hello and welcome. My name is Chibi and I'll be your reporter for this chapter. A lot has been happening, but to save you the time I will just tell you one outrageous report. I'll be interviewing the one who started it all, LinkedWolf. This is..... the Life of a Pugist.

*news music*

Chibi: So, what's it like to live a pugist life?

Linked: it's no different than any other...

Chibi: what made you start to be a pugist?

Linked: they aren't that cute. I like fluffy dogs better. I just don't like them.

Chibi: would you have a change of heart for this breed?

Linked: probably not, but that is just an opinion.

Chibi: what would you do if your partner got a pug?

Linked: *shrugs* say I dont like it, I guess?

Chibi: what if your partner got a type of dog breed with a pug mix?

Linked: depends on what the dog looked like

Chibi: what part about the pug don't you like?

Linked: mainly their face and their fur. I like fluffy dogs with cute faces! Wrinkles and skin just aren't my thing

Chibi: hm, well thanks for sitting down with me to discuss this, now I have a present for you *gives Liknked a gift*

Linked: I just wanted a hug *opens gift*

Pug: *pops out of gift and licks Linked's cheek*

Linked: ewwwwwwww

Chibi: *voice over* This has been Random Times news. Thank you for tuning in and update you next time!