So here I am scrolling through my social media when all of the sudden....! I see that there's gonna be an Alice In Wonderland ballet! Man, I was so excited 'cause it's two of my favorite things! Alice In Wonderland AND ballet!

I showed my mom that, but you know what she said?! "Ask your dad if he can take you."! No offense, but heck no, woman! It's Dad!

When I saw pictures of their dress rehearsal, I saw..... something weird...

".....Is the Queen of Hearts..... a guy?!"

*clicks the picture and looks closer*

".....IT IS!!!!! He is not rockin' that costume though... yeesh..."

*looks at more pictures*

"AND ALICE HAS DARK BROWN HAIR NOW?!?!?!?!"

"THE HECK?!?! THEY'RE ALL GENDERBENT EXCEPT ALICE WITH THE BROWN HAIR!!!"

"Where is the Cheshire.....?!"

I am kinda disappointed... they just, kinda ruined it.... in my opinion, that is....