Now we all know the ending to this beloved vine..."Five feet apart cause they're not gay!"

But what if the brave soul who recorded this had seen something different, and created a dialogue.....

Alternatively read: AU where everything remains the exact same except for this vine:

Alternate ending- ZERO FEET APART BECAUSE THEY'RE SO GAY!!!!!!!!! (For each other)

No Homo dude says guy number one while staring into guy number two's eyes..no homo guy number two repeats softly as they lean in....no homo they whisper together in a final breath between when their lips meet....

I don't even know.... I think this is one of the most chaotic things I have ever done......-_-'''''

Oops??