There was a fat rat
Who shat on a lad
The lad was a tad sad
Because the rat had shat on his hat

He yelled "why did you do that?"
The rat asked: "what?
Its because you are fat."
And gave his belly a pat

Twas just a theory that
The lad was now so mad
He beat up the rat
Until he was flat

But reality was that
The lad just wanted a chat
So the rat sat on the lad
Cause he was such a Chad

The lad adopted this rat
To save him from the cat
Thus this story is so rad
I had to write it down on Wattpad

- Me and the_weird_banana making beautiful poetry together :)