My life if I was in any Thor movie:

Jane, Loki and Thor are probably discussing something important and Thor is trying to baby sit Loki.

Le me walks in and sees them.

Le me drinks current mango smoothie in my hand.

Le me looks at Jane disappointed

"Damn it jane did I not just fucking tell you to stop bringing sexy asgardians in the house?"

Le me walks away, but still say "and you expect me to remain a virgin.."

Jane is embarrassed

Loki is planning possible mischief

Thor is embarrassed.

Or

Me and Loki just fucking shit up and wreaking havoc on earth,

Why?

Because we fucking can

That's why