Le me and best friend: *inside police department having a very serious moment*

Le cop: miss what's your last name?

Le me: *tells him last name*

Le best friend: *hears last name and smirks*  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so what's the mata with you??

Le me: .... DID YOU JUST?!

Le both of us: *burst out laughing*