Customer: YOU KNOW WHAT? I want to speak to the manager?

Me: *shocked then creepily grins*

The door to hell opens behind me as multiple demons come out laughing and taunting. "You hear that?" "She wants to speak to the manager!" "She wants to speak to the manager!" They laughed.

The customer looked at me terrified as I let out a cruel and sadistic laughter and slam my hands on the counter.

Me: I am the manager...

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I'm going to be this person at my job one day and hell am I going to enjoy it XD