10 Reasons why I would be the weirdest most awesome ghost to haunt a house:
1:

*le person sleeping

*le me: *smirks then lowers close to the persons ear* hey, hey, hey, psssst, wake up. You forgot that one project you have due! Psssst! You'll fail the test! Your teacher will fuck you up! RESPONSIBILITIES BITCH THEYRE OUT TO GET YOU! *dissapears as the person wakes up terrified*

2:

*le girl looking in the mirror*

*le me: oooo gurl do not go to school with that you look like madea and a giraffe had a love baby and you popped out as a result!

3:

*le random couple wanting to do the do's*

Le me: don't do it hoe, you gonna get preggos! Oh oh, look he's trying to hit second base! Don't do it Hoe! O-oh ok just gonna *breaks glass* I AINT GET NO SLEEP CUZZA YOU! YOU AINT GET NO SLEEP CUZZA ME!

4:

Le me: I wonder if they need a pool... LOOK GUYS I MADE YOU AN INDOOR POOL! *floods the whole house*

5:

Le me: *sits on stove while its on* JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN! ;^;

6:

Late at night*

Le me:* stomping my way down the halls* FEE FY FO FUM BITCHES! WAKE YO ASSES UP AND BAKE ME COOKIES!

7:

Le me: *picks up dog* ANYONE WANNA PLAY  HOT POTATO? XD

8:

Le me: psssst hey little kid..

Le person: *is 20 yr old man* wtf?

Le me: want some weed?

(Jk stay away from that stuff, Tis dangerous XD)

9:

Le teenage boy: *had been rude to his parents minutes before*

Le me: oh you being rude now? Well you know what kid? *grabs shoe and starts singing the attack on Titan theme song* Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!

10:
Le teen boy's parents: ANIME IS FOR CHILDREN!

Le me: oh, for children you say? *forces parents to watch the complete season of attack on Titan in one day* HOWS THAT FOR KIDS! Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!

And this peeps is the type of ghost I would be XD