So I was at Woolworths shopping with my family for AFL Grand final barbecue.

(It's an Australian thing, don't ask)

But then I saw this.

What...

What?!

WHAT?!

WHY?!

ITS NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET! HAVE THEY JUST COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HALLOWEEN OR SOMETHING?!

Bigwolf: *pokes head in* Is it that time of the year already?!

NOT THE POINT BIGWOLF!!

Bigwolf: Hey! it's my month so you can just shut up!

*storms off stage grumbling*