Scenario uno:
Le me in animal science class

Le my friend Brittany: you are such an uncivilized swine!

Le me : (gasp) :(

Le me walks up to my teacher: mr l. Brittany called me an uncivilized swine!!!

Le meh teacher: Brittany how many times have I told you, she is not an uncivilized swine she's an uncivilized bovine.

Le me: (nods head) yeah you hear- hey wait a minute.... (Gasp) HEY THATS NOT NICE ;~;

Le meh teacher and Brittany: (burst out laughing)

I kid you not! True story! Xc

For those of you who don't understand:

Swine= pig

Bovine = cow