Ok so i was at work today (yes I have a job. Im a waitress at a restaurant) and I was serving a table right? Ok so this is what happened...

Me: hello what can I get you to drink? :)

Guy: yeah umm do you have anything that we Americans drink?? Like American drinks???

Me: ............. (Thoughts: he did not just ask that -.-)

Le what I was about to say: hmmmm I don't know sir, but I didn't know coke and sprite and sweet tea and all that were Mexican drinks -.-

Sadly the girl infront of him said something before I could say that or I would have been in trouble for being a smart mouth -.-

Like true story! It happened no joke!