"When my kids are good"

I seriously have the best kid ever I wouldn't change them for the world.

"When my kids are bad"

Alright thats it. I'm not claiming you, we're getting a DNA test. *DNA test comes back positive* Alright then uh.. you're going to a Christian boarding school. and NOT coming home on holida- how does boot camp sound? ....still not coming home on holidays.