When someone changes their personality to be like someone or to be liked by them and they try acting like them and shit I hope you fall off a bridge into a sharks mouth because that's one less pet peeve I have to deal with.

When someone grabs my ear lobe *shivers* I just... can't tolerate that.

I know many people don't know this but It's NOT Michael Joseph Jackson. His middle name is NOT Jospeh it's just Joe! So I reckon if you don't wanna be punched you might not want to say it again.

People who own like 50 accounts and think they're hiding it.. *michael kyle voice* uh.. na.

Rebecca Black.

When people say words wrong like "rooff!" instead of roof. You ain't a fuckin dog bitch say it right.

Pple who spel liek their thugs tht makes me wnt 2 thro a dicktionary @ there mothafuckin face .

When someone's mad at me and they won't tell me why I have to like pull it out of them inch by inch.. happens everday and I don't even have to do nothin

People who play head games like no, that's not okay.

People who don't think Sofia Olivera (vine) is fuckin hilarious I hope you get tied up in a kidnappers basement.