So this is basically about some pick up lines that then has a twist to it. Some of these you have probably heard of. You could use some of these. Sorry this chapter is short

Guy: I really like your eyes

Me: Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water in my house

Guy: Hey baby 

Me: you owe me a drink because I dropped mine when I saw you

Guy: Hey! did you get my number?

Me: I thought so. Hm. *scrolls down contacts* Oh here it is. Is it 978-ugly-face?

Guy: Were you born in space because you're out o this world

Me: Well. Were you born on  highway because that is where most accidents happen

Guy: Did you fall from heaven?

Me: More like when you fell from hevaen you probably landed on your face.