The Hole
Bravery: Alex, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Alex: How to Train Your Dragon?
Bravery: Yeah.
Alex: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Bravery: What hole? *Looks down* OH MY GOD!
*Dramaic hole sound affect*
Bravery: What is that?
Alex: It's a hole.
Bravery: Yeah I can see that but what's it doing here.
Alex: Well I woke up this morning. *Takes a long sip of coffee* Then there was a hole.
Bravery: What you going to do about it?
Alex: Well I put a rug over it.
*Dramaic hole sound affect*
Alex: Yeah it fell into the hole.
Bravery: Should we call the police or something?
Alex: Oh yeah I called the police yeah.
Bravery: Well where are they?
Alex: They're in the hole.
*Dramaic hole sound affect*
Bravery: . . . Where is Amber?
Alex: ...
Bravery: Alex, where is Ambe-?
Alex: She's working.
Bravery: Oh whew. Where's she working?
Alex: In the hole.
*Dramaic hole sound affect*
Bravery: GOD! How deep even is this thing!? *Takes Alex's mug and drops it*
Alex: ...
Bravery: ...
Alex: That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.
*Dramaic hole sound affect*
Bravery: Alex, do you even know what this is? *Turns around* And for all we know it could be an indimensional wormhole, or a gateway to Hell, or... *Turns back around to see Alex is gone* Alex? *Looks in hole* Alex?! ALEX!!
Alex: *Comes back* Hey what's up I got a snack. *Bites into apple*
Bravery: Alex, can you please take this seriously?
*Hole person appears*
Bravery: *Sreams an unholy scream*
Alex: *Shoots Hole person with Nerf gun*
*Hole person retreats*
Bravery: What was that!?!
Alex: Hole person.
Bravery: *Looks from side to side* Where did it come from!?!
Alex: ...
Bravery: Right. That hole, yeah. *Sighs* Why are you being so calm about this?
Alex: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
Bravery: What space octopus?
*They both look outside the window to see a space octopus holding Onyx and Emhire hostage*
Onyx: AAAH!
Bravery: O-O"
Alex: That one.
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