The Hole

Bravery: Alex, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Alex: How to Train Your Dragon?

Bravery: Yeah.

Alex: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Bravery: What hole? *Looks down* OH MY GOD!

*Dramaic hole sound affect*

Bravery: What is that?

Alex: It's a hole.

Bravery: Yeah I can see that but what's it doing here.

Alex: Well I woke up this morning. *Takes a long sip of coffee* Then there was a hole.

Bravery: What you going to do about it?

Alex: Well I put a rug over it.

*Dramaic hole sound affect*

Alex: Yeah it fell into the hole.

Bravery: Should we call the police or something?

Alex: Oh yeah I called the police yeah.

Bravery: Well where are they?

Alex: They're in the hole.

*Dramaic hole sound affect*

Bravery: . . . Where is Amber?

Alex: ...

Bravery: Alex, where is Ambe-?

Alex: She's working.

Bravery: Oh whew. Where's she working?

Alex: In the hole.

*Dramaic hole sound affect*

Bravery: GOD! How deep even is this thing!? *Takes Alex's mug and drops it*

Alex: ...

Bravery: ...

Alex: That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

*Dramaic hole sound affect*

Bravery: Alex, do you even know what this is? *Turns around* And for all we know it could be an indimensional wormhole, or a gateway to Hell, or... *Turns back around to see Alex is gone* Alex? *Looks in hole* Alex?! ALEX!!

Alex: *Comes back* Hey what's up I got a snack. *Bites into apple*

Bravery: Alex, can you please take this seriously?

*Hole person appears*

Bravery: *Sreams an unholy scream*

Alex: *Shoots Hole person with Nerf gun*

*Hole person retreats*

Bravery: What was that!?!

Alex: Hole person.

Bravery: *Looks from side to side* Where did it come from!?!

Alex: ...

Bravery: Right. That hole, yeah. *Sighs* Why are you being so calm about this?

Alex: I'm more worried about the space octopus.

Bravery: What space octopus?

*They both look outside the window to see a space octopus holding Onyx and Emhire  hostage*

Onyx: AAAH!

Bravery: O-O"

Alex: That one.

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