A skit inspired by Markiplier

Enjoy.

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Me: *Walks into the kitchen* Yo Emhire!

Emhire: Oh hey Mar-

Me: AHEM!!! Don't call me by my real name please.

Emhire: Oh ok, "Bravery". Anyways, you hungry? I make this loaf of bread!

Me: Oh cool.

Emhire: Yeah. Onyx gave me this potion thingy to put in it, that way we have unlimited bread!

Me: Wait. So what you're saying is that this is a never ending loaf of bread? *Takes one slice* *Takes another* o-o *Starts throwing bread on floor* Oh my god it is. *Continues to throw bread on the floor* It just never ends~.

*10 minutes later*

Kitty Pawring: *Walks around with Choppy on her shoulder* Wait wat? *Sees mountain of bread* I'm not even going to ask.

Me: *Jumps out of mt bread holding the loaf of bread* ITS A NEVER ENDING LOAF OF BREAD!!!

Kitty: Ooooook...