Emhire: Wassup Onyx!?

Onyx: *Sigh* What do you want? Can't you see I'm trying to make the perfect French toast for Bravery?

*Meanwhile*

Alex: Why do you want French toast?

Me: Because I skipped breakfast.

Alex: Why?

Me: Because Amber somehow got drunk.

Amber: *hic* I got hit by an airplane...! *Falls face first into the floor*

Alex: Ooooh...

Me: Yup.

*Meanwhile with Emhire and Onyx*

Onyx: What do you want Emhire?

Emhire: Ok. So I was talking to Steven the other day, right?

Onyx: Right.

Emhire: Well, he told me that Peridot's insult catchphrase is "YOU CLODS!!" and that a new Peridot they met that Steven nicknamed Squaridot's insult  catchphrase was "YOU PEBBLES!!"

Onyx: What's your point?

Emhire: My point is, do you have an insult catchphrase?

Onyx: I... Ummm... I'm pretty sure I do got one. Let's ask Brave. I'm sure she'll know.

*Time skip*

Me: FRENCH TOAST!?! :D

Onyx: Sadly, not yet.

Me: Oh... :(

Emhire: Anywhos! We wanted to ask you if Onyx had any insult catchphrases.

Me: Oh yeah she does! In my headcaon, before Onyx became a Crystal Gem, she hated you Emhire. Kept calling you a weapon of war. But the one that I loved, and was her main one was,"You Crystal Traitors!!".

Onyx: Wow... That is insulting. Anyways, thank you for that. Now, back to making the French toast.

Amber: MY NANA CAN COOK BETTER THAN YOU! AND SHE'S DEAD! *Falls on the floor again*

Alex: Great... Now she's quoting Gorden Ramsey.

Me: '3'

(Sidenote: No, I didn't actually skip breakfast don't worry. And how Amber got drunk is still a mystery to me...)