Alex: Brave! BRAVERY! MISS BRAVERYNIGHTFURY COME OUT RIGHT NOW!

Me: *Comes out of nowhere* Hi Alex!

Alex: There you are! Do you realize the problems we are having!?

Me: Yeah! The vending machines aren't working!

Alex: What? NO! Well, yes. But that's not what I'm talking about! YOU ARE MAKING STORIES AND BOOKS YOU CAN'T KEEP UP!

Me: No I don't.

Alex: Oh really? Does this ring a bell? "Amber the Dragon blacksmith"?

Me: Yup.

Alex: Well, you unpublished that, and then you when on a hiatus forever!!! You need to Stop!

Me: Alex. Come here.

Alex: *walks up to me* What?

Me: *Slaps Alex* BAKA!!!

Alex: OW! What was that for!?!?!?

Me: I'm the author here and I can do whatever I want!

Alex: Ok! Fine!

Me: Good. Now, go fix the vending machine issue. I think Emhire is hungry.

*In da background*

Emhire: WORK YOU STUPID MACHINE!!! GIVE ME MY LAYS!!!!